Nice Come Back Brit..dont think so!

For those of you who watched the opening of the MTV Video Awards, I hope you were as happy and not disappointed as me.
Britney claimed some big come back for the year, and she sucked as always.

MTV needs to give out an award for best lip sync artist, I am sure Brit's house would be lined with millions of those.
And I am not sure what it is with her an wanting to go naked in front of millions of people every damn time she gets on a stage, But this was the outfit to top it all!

Recently she had been "spotted" with Criss Angel, who then turned around and said he was "working" with her for her performance on the MTV Awards.
She was suppose to disappear?!? The only thing I seen disappear was the food from my stomach!
Maybe Criss had her disappear right after her performance...to his room!

All in all her performance was her worst to date!, not only can she not sing but she can no longer dance. All her moves looked way to over choreographed, almost mechanical in style.
Her cloths were disgusting and the grabbing a guy by the balls thing has been so over done it's not even tacky anymore, it's beyond tacky.

Better luck next time Miss Spears, Your going to need it!

FedEx - Ass Turd

I know it seems like I don't have a life...3 blogs in one day..what can I say I am sick home with the flu and bored out of my tree...so I write!

Now on to one of the biggest moron's on the planet! FedEX .. just read over on Perez Hilton's site (don't worry Perez I will get to you a little later my pretty!)
That for a good old $15,000 us funds you can have this ass turd show up at your party!
How stupid does he really think people are? If your one of the people who would actually pay this your as much of an ass turd as he is!

Like give me a break you ass turd, you blew it! you had that idiot wrapped around your finger and you just had to go throw it all away..yourself to blame no one else. You know it and I know it.

Banging Britney could not have been that bad pal, come on she can lift her leg over her head while standing..she's got to be creative in the sack!
But you just couldn't resist all the temptations could you? Get over yourself!
That's what you get for trying to screw your way to the top! Looks good on you dumb ass!
Might have been the smartest thing little Miss Spears has ever done in her life! Kudos Brit!

All said and done, FedEx...Your an ass turd..and the whole world knows it!